ronracer:

jazz-e-clectic:

tarynel:

itsexclusive:

thighetician:

mieshasmoore:

roughgenius:

mieshasmoore:

nellsthoughts:

mieshasmoore:

For there to be no good men out here, y’all sure as hell stay pregnant.

No good men and no good dick are too different things. Great dick is regularly attached to trash humans.

Y'all out here fuckin trash niggas for dick? Ok sis.

Lmao right ? Like that made it sound better

Bruh you see the notes on this post? You can’t make this shit up.

I fucking hollered

🗣get on fucking birth control. Wtf is this even? Really?

Originally posted by lifetimetv

Wheeeet???

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lebritanyarmor:

itskyalenotkyle:

L-m-a-o

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

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rorronoa:

coldlikedeath:

fel-fisk:

you-had-me-at-e-flat-major:

obsidian-disorder:

false-dawn:

redroomballerinas:

slurfucker:

commie-saskia:

languageoclock:

you-had-me-at-e-flat-major:

watercolorsheep:

catchingjinns:

spirited-simmer:

my-name-is-long:

renaissavce:

roumanian:

english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

IM CRYINGNFN

english: ninety-nine

french: :)

english: oh no

french: four-twenty-ten-nine

english: potato

french: :)

english: oh geez

french: apple of the earth

french: papillon

english: :)

french: don’t

english: beurremouche

French: pamplemousse
English: :)
French: pls no
English: raisinfruit

english: squirrel

german: :)

english: oh dear

german: oak croissant

english: helicopter

german: :)

english: uh oh

german: lifting screwdriver

english: toes

spanish: :)

english: no don’t

spanish : fingers of the feet

english: bowl

spanish: :)

english: oh lordy

spanish: deep plate

english: car

polish: :)

english: i changed my mind

polish:  that which walks by itself

french: coccinelle

UK english: ladybird!

american english: ladybug

french: weird

dutch: :)

french: …what

dutch: the good lord’s little animal

french: …ok

irish, polish and russian: *giggling*

french: …just tell me

irish, polish and russian: GOD’S SMALL COW

IT’S BACK

german: Marie’s beetle

english: ankle

japanese: :)

english: //lies down for an eternal sleep

japanese: foot neck

IT GOT BETTER IT GOT BETTER

“MY FOOT NECK IS SORE”

MORE

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laidlays:

there’s one image on my computer that’s so unnaturally large that opening it in my browser just about slows the whole fucking thing down to a near halt unless i exit the tab and it’s this single fucking image

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